Life in the Ozarks – One Minute Walkthrough, Life Lessons and Best Quotes
Ozark is one of those shows that makes you question your own decisions, think about your journey, and how each fork in the road led you to where you are now. It's life-changing in the most unexpected ways and a must-see.

A family of four - middle income - decides to launder money for the second largest cartel in the world. Side note, do you ever feel like the promotions and retirements in the cartel are usually the result of an untimely death. Because if you do your job right, then there's no reason to worry. But if you want out, well, there's no way out, really. Just death.

If you want to stop me, you’re going to have to… kill me!
- Ruth Langmore

Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself here. The point is Ozark is about a family who decides to work for the cartel and spend the rest of the four seasons trying to appease the big boss - to stay in his good graces just long enough for them to buy their way out for good.

You sentimentalize property, you can kiss profits goodbye
- Marty Byrde
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Which reminds me of a comment I saw online. That crime shows tend to attract lots of viewers, and someone asked why people seem to love crime so much, and the response was words similar to living vicariously. The adrenaline rush, just before something bad happens.

Most people just have a fundamentally flawed view of money
- Marty Byrde

I mean, it's hard to just start laundering money for dangerous people in the real world. Even if it sounds way more exciting than holding down a 9 to 5 job. But Ozark is determined to paint a vivid picture of just how much one decision can turn your life around, all to convey the thing you already know. To avoid shortcuts. To stay in school. To not do drugs. And to not launder money for a cartel.

You’re waiting for the world to change to fit your pristine belief system, and it’s just never gonna happen
- Marty Byrde
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The last point, though, is a gray area though, isn't it? At least in Ozark? I think every crime film (specifically in the drug business, and both fiction and real stories) I've seen has ended in jail time or worse (usually death.) Pablo Escobar was gunned down. Walter White died. Ghost died. Jaime was shot dead. That's Narcos, Breaking Bad, Power, and Top Boy, respectively.

Evil comes when the righteous path is so hidden, it just looks like there’s only one way out
- Wendy Byrde

But Ozark? No. They lived. And not just lived, but the family did not set one foot in jail for money laundering (there's that one time the parents were jailed for road rage fighting shenanigans). They didn't go to jail because they were in cahoots with the FBI and struck a deal that set them free from prosecution. Oh, and in addition to no jail time, they built a legitimate non-profit foundation, worth millions (or billions), using drug seed money. So now, not only are the Byrde's free from prosecution, but they are also stinking rich.

If I want to put all $7,945,400 into a hot tub, get buck naked and play Scrooge McDuck, that is 100% my business
- Marty Byrde
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It makes you wonder whether the "life of crime" Marty and Wendy chose to live, and drag their kids in the mud with them was, in the end, the right choice to make. Or, would they have been better off living an ordinary life, paying the mortgage, dropping their kids off at school, going for family vacations, fighting over the person responsible for doing the dishes or taking out the garbage, all that ordinary family stuff. Because as soon as shit hit the fan, they were ceased to be "ordinary" people doing "ordinary" people things.

Sometimes, if you don’t move forward, you die
- Wendy Byrde

Instead, Marty was always finding new ways to launder money, whether bullshitting his way out of trouble or forcing the locals' hand to do his bidding, then justifying all his actions as necessary measures to keep his family safe. And Wendy. Oh, poor Wendy. She's the villain in the story, the one who never thinks twice about threatening people into submission. Or scheming with politicians to get her way. Or killing, yes, actually sending a hit man not only on a family friend's father but also on her brother. Her own flesh and blood.

It’s always better to be the person holding the gun than the person running from the gunman
- Wendy Byrde
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Then, there's the kids. Jonah and Charlotte. Jonah starts to launder money at age 14. He's moved out into a motel, and is running accounts worth thousands of dollars. Over $600,000 was it? Charlotte was laid back a bit, until she started to work for the family business, and apparently made enough to walk out of her SAT exam. Who needs college when you've already, in the capitalist way of life, made it.

You can't throw a kid into a burning building, Wendy, and watch him running back into your arms and pretend it's love
- Marty Byrde

I have to say I love how the kids knew exactly what their parents were into. They helped whenever they could, like helping to wrap and hide cartel money to the tune of 50 million dollars. And in the last episode, the final curtain draw, Jonah murders a PI for the family. He's not even an adult yet!  

Brand it like it’s the f*****g moët of dope
- Ruth Langmore

Best Ozark Quotes

One last thing before I wrap it up, I enjoyed Ozark so much, partly because of its story development, but more so because of the writing itself. Which is why I've prepared my personal favorite quotes of the show, some of which I can already see well fitting on social media posts or even as random phrases with friends and strangers when you want to sound smart and well-read. Some are just funny.

Marty Byrde

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Super numbers guy. Like a really deep thinker who calculates every move, every stride. He's hardly ever emotional and beats himself a bit too much when he can't save everyone but himself.

Money is not peace of mind, money is not happiness, money is, at its essence, that measure of a man’s choices
- Marty Byrde
We are not husband and wife anymore. We're just business partners. And our job is to raise those kids
- Marty Byrde
A family is like a small business
- Marty Byrde
The satisfying sound of your lover smacking the pavement is the only thing that gets me to sleep
- Marty Byrde
The law of large numbers tells me that a million people making a million bets, that is completely predictable, completely ordered
- Marty Byrde
People deserve a second chance, just like businesses
- Marty Byrde

Wendy Byrde

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She's been called a bitch quite a lot in the last season. Always intuitive and sees trouble coming from a mile away. Although she loves her kids to death, they just never seem to understand her, probably because she has a dark past she rarely speaks of.

There's a saying in politics – never let a good crisis go to waste
- Wendy Byrde
If you won’t protect my family, I won’t protect yours
- Wendy Byrde
Anything can be an omen if you’re looking for it
- Wendy Byrde
Fighting for your life makes every other thing you ever did before seem extremely dull
- Wendy Byrde
Bury it. pile good on top of good
- Wendy Byrde
If you know you have a future there’s no reason to blow up anything in the present
- Wendy Byrde
Quite frankly, i don't give a damn if you like it or not, cause i feel pretty good about it. it's a good idea, and i did it for our family. what did you do today... for our family?
- Wendy Byrde

Ruth Langmore

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Special mention. Ruth is the light of the show for me. So out of the box. So honest and raw. She has her fair share of f-bombs but is always on point with whomever she's with.

If you’re a killer, then I’m Snow White, and I don’t see any dwarves around
- Ruth Langmore
If I was kidding, I would’ve said you’re witty and handsome
- Ruth Langmore
Shut your nugget mouth and get the hell out
- Ruth Langmore
You know, Wyatt, in our world, it’s good to be one of the smart ones. Remember that, okay?
- Ruth Langmore
Look, I know I kissed you last night, but it’s ‘cause I thought I was gonna die
- Ruth Langmore
Is that my fault that you can't communicate for s**t with your wife?
- Ruth Langmore
Everything he touches turns to dogs**t. I’m starting to think we might be related
- Ruth Langmore
How about I pop those t**s and squeeze out the silicon?
- Ruth Langmore
God's a m**********r, isn't he? Built me smart enough to know how f****d up my life is, but not quite smart enough to haul my ass out of it
- Ruth Langmore
Tell me, why do rich folks need so much money spent on them before they’ll even think about going in their own pocket?
- Ruth Langmore
What the f**k are you gonna do? kill me, you f****n’ b***h wolf?
- Ruth Langmore
What you got ain’t a disability, just poor judgement
- Ruth Langmore
I don’t know s**t about f**k
- Ruth Langmore
Y'all need to have a story. for instance, old auntie dips**t just left me a whole bundle and she dropped dead and yadda yadda yadda
- Ruth Langmore

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